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  1. Get It In Writing

    April 6, 2011 by Jenna

    I’m not sure about you all but, I know I could use a break from the drama of our move up North. If you’re wondering what I am talking about…you can get caught up on the moving saga here.

    I got back from Spokane super late on Monday night and taught all day Tuesday. Today is the first day I’ve had a chance to slow down and catch my breath a bit. And by slow down and catch my breath, I mean…try and work my way through the 1000+ blog entries in my Google Reader. Obviously, that is my first priority.

    It wasn’t long before I came across this post over at one of the blogs I read regularly- a request to share your handwriting. As long as I can remember, I’ve loved penmanship, typography, fonts, and stationery/all things paper so I decided it would be fun to join the party. Oh, and I have speeches/papers/assorted in-class assignments to grade. I’ll do anything to postpone actual work.

    I would venture to guess that most people have a preferred writing implement, myself included. I can write with other pens, but it’s difficult for me, for reals. And because I am just *that* devoted to the pens I love, I have taken a picture to share with you.

    I assure you these are, in fact, the Best Pens on Earth. In the very back of the photo, we have the Pentel R.S.V.P. (fine tip) in black. Fine tips are the only way to go, if you ask me. I feel inappropriately strong about that.

    Next in the photo is a nondescript, generic pen I keep around in case someone needs to borrow a pen…’cause I won’t share the others. I always try to keep a cheap, generic pen around for lending purposes. I picked up this particular lending pen at one of the Border’s bookstores that’s closing for something like .50 cents. Turns out I like this pen a lot so I probably won’t let you borrow this pen either. I never have claimed to be generous.

    In front of the generic lending (but don’t actually ask to borrow it because I probably won’t lend it to you) pen is my first pen love, the Pilot Precise V5 Rollerball pen (extra fine) in black. It was love at first sight write all the way back in 5th grade. I have been infatuated (although not exclusive) with the V5 ever since.

    And the pen in the front is a newcomer to the group, the Parker Sonnet ocean blue ballpoint pen. This pen is refillable and you can pick almost any color/thickness you’d like for this pen but…of course, I have the extra fine, black refills.

    And if you’re still reading at this point, I’ll show you my handwriting. That was the original point of this post, right?

    When I’m at work, I have to write a lot. I usually have to write a lot quickly as students are shouting out ideas or I’m taking notes or something. Here is my work writing/scribbling.

    In case your curiosity is tugging at you regarding what is actually written there…it’s a list of speeches my students chose to analyze for their midterm papers. They each had to pick a different speech because, well, I don’t want to read 3,435 papers on MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech, thanks. Nothing against the speech…it’s famous for a reason. It’s just people tend to stick with what they know and I want my students to branch out.

    This is my typical, everyday writing. My handwriting default, if you will. The text is Alexander Pope’s “Essay on Man,” one of my favorites.

    I thought I would share some of the calligraphy I learned all the way back when I personally addressed all 200+ (outer and inner!) envelopes for our wedding. I’m a little rusty so don’t judge.

    That is addressed to the Obamas. Did you know that if you send the president a wedding invitation, you will get a congratulatory response? Obama wasn’t the president when we got married but you get the idea. And we got the response. It was so exciting!

    Finally, we have my famous writing. Yes, my writing has been featured on film.

    I wish I could tell you what the list is about or why there is a lipstick/kiss mark on it. I don’t know. The director of this film was very secretive about the whole thing. He also made me write this list about 1,000 times. It was late into the night once I finally produced a version that satisfied him. He was a writing nazi. You might notice this writing looks a little different from my normal writing…that’s cause it is. I was so flattered at first when the director asked me to help out because of my nice penmanship. Then not as thrilled when he called my writing “cartoonish” and told me I wasn’t getting paid. To top it all off, this film hasn’t even come out yet so I haven’t gotten to enjoy the fruits of my labor. When is this movie coming out, Jake?!? And just for the record, Jake (the director) is a good friend from college and I don’t actually think he is a writing nazi. But, he was pretty particular with this list. I want residuals.


  2. ICHBW (But Barely)- Part 13

    April 5, 2011 by Jenna

    The sun was starting to set on us in Redding and Keith and I were wondering what we were going to do with our broken down truck and all of our stuff (literally, all of our stuff…like everything we own) in said truck.

    It turned out that Budget has contingency plans in place for these break-down-in-the-middle-of-nowhere type situations. My (not so humble) suggestion would be to maintain the trucks better so there would be no need for any type of emergency/contingency plan. But hope for the best, plan for the worst, right?

    I am sure there are Budget executives with all sorts of advanced degrees who come up with these plans. So I thought, “Surely, the contingency plan will be good.” Let’s just say hope springs eternal because I should have known better. [Side note: I’d venture to guess that when Budget executives relocate, they hire professional movers in favor of actually using Budget. I'd put money on it actually.] So, who am I to question Budget? Oh right, I am the one half-frozen in the darkening evening of Northern California.

    Dear Budget executives, I think you may need to convene a focus group of actual Budget users and revise your contingency plans.

    So, here is the procedure Budget had predetermined for calamities such as ours: Swap one truck out for another. Swap. One. Truck. Out. For. Another. Like take all our stuff out of the broken truck and then place it into an identical (hopefully) working truck. They explained the plan to us like what they were suggesting was easy, quick, and convenient. Like Budget providing us a truck that worked in place of the broken one was doing us some sort of favor and that all we had to do to take advantage of their act of goodwill was move a few things around. WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?

    Here is the deal, Budget, it took several adults (two were actual engineers) a ton of planning and more hours than I care to recall to get that truck packed in the first place. It was a fete of engineering, literally. And they expected the two of us to just move everything from one truck to another?

    This is not a picture of our actual truck. Ours had more stuff in it.

    Well, no, they didn’t expect just the two of us to move all of our stuff. In the first (somewhat) good news of the day, it turns out Budget hires movers for unfortunate customers in our situation. Yes! Reinforcements were coming! But when the movers showed up, it wasn’t quite what we were expecting.


  3. Laptop Life Support

    December 4, 2008 by Jenna

    A few months ago I wrote about getting our first new laptop in several years. In all the excitement of the new laptop we sort of ignored the old, dying one. I have known for a while that I needed to transfer the old files on to the new laptop I just haven’t taken the time to do it because it sounded so booooring. Well, I think I waited too long because the old laptop refuses to turn on for any extended period of time. I get maximum five minutes and minimum 5 milliseconds out of this thing. 

    Keith and I have been using a flash drive to transfer the  files and throwing it back and fourth as I load the files on and Keith loads them onto the new computer. The trouble is that not much can be transferred in 30 seconds, 2 minutes or even the record five minutes the computer stays on at a time. It is like the old laptop knows it has been kicked to the curb and it is trying to maintain its importance in our lives by refusing to give up all the valuable old documents and photos from the past 6 years. 
    The reason the laptop keeps turning off is because it has stopped getting a charge from the power cord unless you hold the plug into the computer a very certain way (and which way works seems to always change). So, I am working off of a 1% charged battery that sometimes does and sometimes does not get any additional power from the power cord. 
    I am not sure if any of that explanation made any sense but just imagine that I am working against a very short clock to squeeze my memories out of this old, stupid, spiteful laptop. As soon as I get everything off the computer, I am going to go all Office Space on it in the backyard. * Be warned, the clip has some strong language…it’s just as effective with the sound off.*
    I am really, really, looking forward to that a lot. 
    Now it’s your turn. What are your best (or should I say worst) technology stories? I know I am not the only one suffering with a vindictive laptop over here. Did I mention the laptop makes a weird like dying shriek just as it shuts down? I think that means “F you” in computer language. 

  4. The FedEx Man Never Rings Twice

    December 3, 2008 by Jenna

    Two days in a row we have gotten notices on our door that FedEx tried to deliver a package but couldn’t because no one was around to sign for it. Two days in a row I have been here at the time the notice said the FedEx guy was trying to deliver the package. What is up with that?
    My desk is right by the front door and the dogs go crazy when anyone so much as thinks about rining the doorbell so why did I not hear this sealth delivery guy? Did he actually ring the doorbell or knock and I am just selectively deaf? Did he just leave the note without even trying to get me to answer the door? The mystery of it all is killing me.
    The even bigger mystery is…what is this package?!? 8 pounds and addressed to Jenna and Keith. At this rate, I may never find out.
    Has anyone else been visited by the elusive delivery man? What happened? When do they just give up on trying to deliver the same package? I just want to know what this package is…come back FedEx guy and ring the doorbell!! Please!


  5. Not Your Typical Blog

    December 2, 2008 by Jenna

    Well, I tried to update this blog on a more regular basis but failed miserably. I think I am going to stop trying to make this blog something it’s not…i.e.- updated regularly. This way, when a new post does appear, it will be like a surprise! And who doesn’t like surprises?!? Sure, there is something to be said for regularity but there are like 142,654,764 blogs that do update often to fill the need for consistency.

    Things around the Spitzer household have been good but busy. Thanksgiving came and went with a flurry of family, turkey and shopping. Good times. We were house and dog sitting over Thanksgiving for some friends of some friends (got that?) in La Canada. They have the most adorable and mischievous basset hound, Mordy, that we fell in love with. We took Bubba over to the house as well and he and Mordy had the best time. They were fast friends. We’re headed back over there for a couple of weeks at the end of December so Bubba and Mordy can be reuinted.

    Christmastime is upon us and I am so excited. Finally the weather is a little bit cooler and it feels like winter (on most days, anyway). Keith and I decided to send out Christmas cards this year since it is our first as our own family. We designed them on our Mac and ordered them through Apple. They look pretty good if I do say so myself…and I do.

    Hopefully you are getting into the holiday spirit and enjoying time with friends and family. Stay tuned for my next post….whenever that might be.


  6. There are Lots of Other Things I Should be Doing -or- Contractors Stink!!

    October 17, 2008 by Jenna

    Both of the above statements are true. I have a long list of things I really should be doing. That seems to be the case most of the time for me. 

    Yesterday was Keith’s birthday but because I had to work last night (untill 11:00 no less!) we are celebrating tonight. Merriment will ensue. Anyway…there are a lot of things I should be doing to get ready for that. And, as always, there is laundry, my thesis, paperwork, grading, etc. all calling for my attention. 
    And because I am too lazy to put this in a separate post…Contractors Suck. Yes, I know…that is a sweeping generalization. And the guys we hired were not technically even contractors (maybe that is where we went wrong). But, to make a long story short, we hired these guys to remove and refinish the popcorn ceilings that adorn our 1950′s era home. As a result of some great foresight on the part of my mom, we put together a contract that explicitly spelled out exactly what they were supposed to do, how they were going to do it and when they were going to do it by and exactly how much they would be paid. The contract also stated that the guys had inspected the ceilings before going to work. 
    And because I am blogging about this…you can probably guess that all did not end well. On the first day of work, actually in the first hour of work, the main guy came to us and said the popcorn was much harder to get off than he realized (wait, didn’t you sign a contract that said you had inspected the ceilings before you went to work, oooohhh, that’s right- you did!) and he would not be able to complete the job for the contractually agreed upon price. WHAT?
    He then proceeded to offer up what he could do for the price. Ummm, remove 1/6th of the popcorn or just paint the ceilings or how about paining the walls. He also offered to do the job at more than double the original price. Little did he know that I rarely pay full price for anything so…paying double just was not going to happen. All the while he was trying to convince us that popcorn ceilings are great and he didn’t really see why we wanted them removed anyway. 
    After about an hour of contentious discussion which included me pointing out that he made the mistake of certifying he could do the job at the price point we agreed upon and him claiming we should have told him it was sealed with oil based paint (I’m sorry, isn’t that we hired you for?) he agreed to leave if we paid him $235. For what?!? The privilege of us moving all our belongings into the kitchen only to have no work done at all on anything? Yes, please, where do I sign up??
    Additionally, I am pretty sure I saw a case on People’s Court (one of my many TV related guilty pleasures) where a guy underestimated the work, signed a contract, tried to get out of it and then was held to the original deal. So, if I wanted to be really strict, he would be here right now, scraping away and cursing me, I’m sure, every step along the way.
    After I made it clear he was not going to get anything but $50 for gas, because, after all, it was his mistake in assessment that led us here, he started actually yelling and tearing plastic off the walls like a madman saying he had never felt so screwed in his life. Good thing my dad was there or I would have been freaked out! Such an A-hole. 
    So, my dear friends and family, please be sure to always, always, always have contracts with people you hire to do work for you. You can get a lot of great suggestions for how to word them and what to include online. Going with the lowest bid might not always work out well and beware of finding workers on Craigslist. Just sayin’ 
    Have you ever had a nightmare when it came to getting work done on the house? I have heard that these kinds of issues are all too common so I would not be surprised. What is up with this industry, yo?

  7. I Tried…I Really Did

    October 17, 2008 by Jenna

    Well, it seems it’s official…I really do suck at blogging. I just don’t have that many interesting things to say. Well, actually, I have lots of things I think are interesting but I am pretty sure I am the only one. So, that being said this blog is now going to be less of a “general interest-add it to your reader-make you think/laugh/etc.” blog and more of a “here is what we are doing in our lives-update for friends and family and anyone else who is interested” kind of blog. 

    So, you will not be finding any funny YouTube gems on here, nor will you come across any links to amazing, previously undiscovered websites. I (probably) won’t be talking politics. I know I wont be posting any recipes (because the only one I have is for rice krispy treats). And as you can tell, I am not too good at posting pictures.
    What I will be doing is sharing about the daily adventures of Jenna and Keith- sort of aimed at the friends and family that we do not get to catch up with often enough. So, feel free to stick around, you won’t be getting any decorating tips but I do promise a riveting update on my gallbladder surgery soon. 

  8. The Leaves are Changing…Other Places

    October 3, 2008 by Jenna

    Yeah, the leaves don’t really change here in Southern California. There are a lot of things I wish we had here in SoCal and seasons is one of them. No smog is another. 

    Anyway…the Fall is upon us. And we all know what that means…new TV!! We love TV! And yeah, it’s not the most most intellectual of pastimes but when Tina Fey is making you laugh ’til you pee as Sarah Palin- who needs intellect? We have been trying to catch a few of the new shows and so far things have been just ok. Kath and Kim, anyone? We are mostly just excited for the return of our old favs…like Grey’s Anatomy!! 
    What shows are you excited for? Do you love TV as much as we do? And don’t even get me started on TiVo…that’s for a whole other post. 

  9. Worst Blogger Ever…

    October 2, 2008 by Jenna

    Its official. I am not good at blogging. I gave it a good try there for a while back in July but all of a sudden, here it is, October (October, really?!?) and I have not written anything in over two months. There have been a lot of little updates and accomplishments in our lives over the past few weeks. The most pressing of which was my gallbladder-ectomy (yes, that’s the medical term for it). 

    Now, having your gallbladder removed might not seem like an accomplishment to you but if you knew me and what a big baby I am when it comes to all things medical you would, in fact, be proud. I am doing pretty well considering I am down one organ (and up a lot of vicodin) from a week ago. I am hoping to be 100% by Monday…which also happens to be when I have to go back to work. 
    So, I am hoping this little venture back into the world of blogging will wet my appetite and I will be more consistent with my updates. Now that the wedding is over all there is to write about it real life…but it seems that that can be pretty interesting too. :)

  10. The Vigilante Shopper

    July 31, 2008 by Jenna

    I don’t feel like I shop a whole lot more than the next girl. I just feel like I get bad customer service a lot more. Now I am not talking about Wal-Mart or Target or other brick and mortar stores. While I have had my share of undesirable experiences in these stores, there seems to be some sort of established grievance process one can go through to achieve desired results. Side note: Target has awful return policies and you should avoid buying anything you think you might have to return there. Seriously.

    Back to the main point…I have recently had tons of problems with customer service online. That sentence sounds so simple but represents such complicated, ridiculous issues. I recently read an article in Real Simple magazine (which I love, btw) about evaluating shopping websites. There was tons of great info in the article that sort of seems like common sense but I had never really thought of before. One of their tips was to never make purchases at a website that does not list a customer service phone number, in addition to an e-mail address.

    To make a long story short, I disregarded the advice about the phone number on a certain shopping website. I ordered something, it broke immediately and they refuse to return my e-mails. Booooo! And here is the idea I came up with during the restless, insomniac shopping rage (ok maybe rage is a bit strong but still) I experienced in the middle of the night last night.

    I am thinking about starting a new blog…yes, another new blog. The Shopping Vigilante. You see, websites like Yelp, Angie’s list, etc. include listings on all sorts of stores and services. They have a super broad scope. The Shopping Vigilante (TSV) would focus only on customer service and have an emphasis on online shopping. I thought people could contribute their own stories to me either via e-mail or the comments section of the blog. And then the entires would be searchable and it could become like a database of sorts.

    I have a few experiences I can share to start off…but would love to hear your experiences with customer service- both good and bad. I can post them on TSV and the little guys (yeah, that’s us) can start to fight back, dang it! 1 part therapy, 1 part revenge, 1 part community service.

    So, what do you think? Does it sound like a good idea? Could people use such a resource? Or has my anger taken me to a dark, dark blogging place?